Sup, I'm Alex. 19 years old. Pretty chill. I like Homestuck. And I work at a bar.
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 12:08pm with 71,971 notes
Dean + The X-Files
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 11:31am with 4,223 notes
d a m m i t i a m s o p r o u d o f y o u
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 10:34am with 381 notes
i think i broke my eyes
// ok so apparently the new troll is more of a jackalope! thanks to those who pointed it out aaa ((learn sth new everyday hhehe))
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 08:38am with 23,713 notes
are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 07:41am with 133,109 notes
You know what’s not good.
Working on a zombie movie with friends for three weeks.
All I say is.
14 hour work days. Dirt. Blood. Cake. Energy drinks. Coffee. And loads of alcohol and parties. And I got very touchy-feely with everyone today and there’s loads of touching and hugging anyway and I wouldn’t mind an orgy cos I love everyone in this (crew) bar.
So it’s all not good.
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 06:43am with 7 notes
just noticed how ron is rubbing harry’s hair here while his brother rubs his as well and now i’m having head canon’s that ron did it because that’s how his brothers show affection and he thought of harry as a brother and help i am having hp feels
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 05:46am with 181,397 notes
merstuck Dirkjake lalala
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 04:48am with 9,496 notes
The third from the bottom is so therealbarbieliftsmoondrop-tea
I’m fairly certain I’ve reblogged this before, but goddamn, they’re all sO CUTE.
#Can we talk about how realistic this is #it literally has almost every body type and preference here #big thighed #skinny waist #freckles #tall #short #gay #straight #red kneed #thigh gap #tattoos #piercings #girls with short hair #guys with dyed hair #short dresses #skinny jeans #these could have been drawn so stereotypically yet they’re not #however they’re still perfect
I do wish there were some where the girl and boy are the same height but I still looove these
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 02:53am with 362,798 notes
fifty favorite fictional characters
↳3. Tony Stark (Iron Man)
My armor, it was never a distraction or a hobby. It was a cocoon. And now, I’m a changed man. You can take away my house, all my tricks and toys. One thing you can’t take away - I am Iron Man.
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 01:55am with 1,640 notes
Tuesday Sep 16 @ 12:58am with 2,512 notes
when ur friends make fun of something ur secretly into
Monday Sep 15 @ 11:02pm with 41,832 notes
i am cracking up more the longer i look at this
"STOP DANCING, IT’S AWFUL."
"IT ISN’T WHAT I’D CALL AN IDEAL SOCIAL HUB"
"FUCK THAT SENTIMENT"
c r y i n g
HERE IS MY SHIT, AND YET IT REMAINS UNFLIPPED.
Monday Sep 15 @ 10:05pm with 16,384 notes
I took my little brother (who falls on the autism spectrum) to see Guardians of the Galaxy and after this scene he lit up like a Christmas tree and screamed “He’s like me! He can’t do metaphors!” And for the rest of the film my brother stared at Drax in a state of rapture.
So for the last 6 days I have heard my brother repeatedly quote all of the Drax lines from the movie verbatim (one of his talents), begin studying vocabulary test words, and tell everyone he knows that people with autism can also be superheroes.
Now I am not saying that Drax the Destroyer is, or was ever, intended to be autistic. All I am saying is that it warmed my heart to see my brother have an opportunity to identify himself with a character known for his strength, badassness, and honor. And that is pretty damn awesome.
So while I adored Guardians of the Galaxy as a great fun loving film with cool characters I can do nothing but thank Marvel Studios and Dave Bautista for finally bringing a superhero to the screen that my little brother can relate to.
Monday Sep 15 @ 09:07pm with 215,636 notes